Harry Tales: Once Upon a Whine

Prince Harry's 'Spare' is Fantasy

Reluctantly, I have managed to swallow my fear and read and digest the awful details of “Spare’, the psychological horror blockbuster by Harry, Duke of Sussex. That’s right, I went in so you don’t have to (and you really do not have to). With the courage of a lioness, fighting through this long flight of tragedy and psychological torment I have awarded myself the title of “Motlhabani” which means “Warrior” in the Botswanan language of Setswana, because, like His Grace Prince Harry the Duke of Sussex, I am unpretentious, and think only of others.

Have you, like ones, maybe tens, of other perverts worldwide, longed to know the most intimate details of the personal appendage of a junior British prince of no great achievement or relevance? You are in luck. And I *will* be slicing that salami.